Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Top Ten Celebrities I Wished Would Disappear...

I somehow ended up randomly thinking about just how many annoying so-called famous people are out there that I want to slap with a wet fish or, even better, wished would fall off the very ends of the earth and end up in Pointless Annoying Celebrity Hell.
So here we go, my top ten most disliked famous folk:
1) Katie Price - seriously woman, just f*** off!
2) Pete Doherty - the most overrated musical 'genius' since Bob Dylan. Can't sing, can't play the guitar and writes crap songs.
3) Shappi Khorsandi - you're not even half as funny as Omid Djalili and just spend your time whining about everything.
4) Gordon Brown - you are not a celebrity, you're supposed to be a country leader so start acting more like the latter and less like the former.
5) Anyone who has ever appeared on Big Brother
6) Any winner/runner up from X Factor, Pop Idol, Popstars or whatever other crap show Simon Cowell comes up with next.
7) Russell Brand
8) Amy Winehouse
9) Mylene Class
10) Jo Whiley - possibly the most overrated DJ ever.
So there it is, another top ten. To be honest, I could have included so many more but I could very well have been writing all night.
Anyone else got some celebs they would just love to lock in a large crate and dump off the side of a ship into the Atlantic?

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